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marshaltrahearne:

i couldnt find these 2 specific clips on their own anywhere so i guess i have to do everything myself

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doped-up-marxist:

“Don’t lie to people” is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go “that explains so much abt you

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lakevida:

mars-the-4th-planet:

lakevida:

imagine being the kind of sick twisted freak whose favorite burner is the top right one

Yall still have favorite burners in 2018?

are you trapped in some kind of time prison

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violet-official:

okay, so the sonic 06 fandub is great and all but it can’t top the best moment in cinematic history

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shineyhammer:

sharkbutt-groove:

eggcup:

haters will see you

and be like

you

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overlord-puffin:

the-mighty-birdy:

phidippusregius:

phidippusregius:

pepper tries to woo peach…..bonus episode

highlights include peach’s “….anyway” and pepper looking to me for moral support.

bringing this back because i think this video helped a lot of people to realise that spiders aren’t all that scary. after posting this I got so many messages saying they love pepper and that he showed them that spiders are actually pretty cute, so hopefully this will help any new people who happen to come to this blog now. ♡

Poor Pepper 😭

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“Bruh.“

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john-mulaneys-left-nostril:

ysabelmystic:

jazminesullivan:

DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD
dir. James Bobin, 2019

There’s so much chaotic energy here

every time a scene like this would show up, the guy behind me in the movie theater would yell back in response.

but i wasn’t mad. i wasn’t even breathing. because i was laughing too hard

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mousouchuu:

captocie:

witness them

nowscience:

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

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cottagecore:

ribcage-flutes:

cottagecore:

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT

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his name is bathtub

oh i love bathtub

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bubblepunk99s:

sketiana:

inkskinned:

day 30 of quarantine - the water sliding down my arm while doing dishes is no longer annoying but instead…. sort of….. tender…..

do not fuck the sink

The shape of quarantine 

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